I know it's not your food. You've been eating the same food for 2 years. I know it's my rosemary and sage in the backyard along with whatever other flora you find in the yard or creek behind the house.
I know, I know, maybe I should be a better mother and supervise you while outdoors but it's tricky to do so all the time.
So please Gunner, do us all a favor and take some beano or something.
He looks so innocent, but don't believe those precious eyes!
Love, Mrs. Slick